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May 19, 2005

An Extra Week

One fine summer several years back, I found myself in the curious situation of having an extra week of vacation. Having no plans, and no friends around who were out of work, I figured I'd hit the beach, do some fishing, catch up on to-do lists, and try to repair some entropy. That lasted about two days.

I woke up and decided to go for a ride. I packed in half an hour and was off. Saddle bags hanging on the back, backpack bungy netted on the back seat, and a tank bag. Plenty of room. It was a good set-up. I scrunched into the cockpit, the backpack providing a backrest, the tank bag a comfortable pillow to lean my chest on. The Kawasaki GPZ 750 was a sport bike, but its relative upright rider position was very comfortable for a long haul.

Being it was summer, meant there was really only one general direction - North. No maps needed. I had my helmet's face shield up as I drove through the congestion of the bridges and construction zones outside of NYC. Then North. Away. I probably should have checked the weather, but the Throughway has plenty of overpasses to rest under when the light sprinkles turns to torrents. I needed two of them, then pulled into a rest stop for a bathroom break. OK, now I was a bit wet, and I must have had crazy helmet hair, but all those staring eyeballs made me uncomfortable. I used the facilities and washed my hands and...holy crap! My face was speckled dirty, almost black. Do not ride through NYC with the visor up!

Somewhere up in the Adirondacks, tired and hungry, I pulled into a comfortable little restaurant. Strech my legs and seat myself at a quiet table off to the side. The waitress comes over.

"Out for a long ride by yourself, huh?"
"Yep."
"I'm just getting off. Beer?"
"Yep."
Back with two cold pints of beer, "Mind if I join ya?"
"Nope."

I was an enjoyable dinner. Guess I did a good job washing my face. Another 20 minutes down the road, I find a cheap little hotel and get a room key. I'm tired. Its raining. I drive the bike through the door and park it next to the bed. My baby. No need to unpack.

The dawn wakes me up and I'm ready to ride. I go out toward's the office for coffee. The old lady who owns the joint yells at me, "Where the hell is your bike?"
"Um, its in the room - it was raining and - don't worry, it doesn't leak oil - I..."
"Oh", laughing, "I don't care about that. I thought it was stolen! Go get yourself some coffee. I just made it."
"OK, thanks." Cool.

Smooth, twisty, single lanes winding through the mountains are the best roads to ride. It becomes a moving meditation. Both feet, both hands on automatic, your body swings its weight into the gravity void inside the curve. Into the zone. Fortunately there are two sides to every coin. Open another corner of your mind, and slow the bike down. The Adirondacks are just to pretty to race through. Pull over at nice spots and look around. Drink from a clear stream. Take an hour to gaze at a pair of Peregrine falcons doing their thing.

Off into the east, the Green Mountains of Vermont are softer, gentler, with miles of green rolling hills. Hit the throttle. Its 1AM. The cool of the night has fog settled low in the valleys. Its getting late and I'm in the middle of nowhere with no clue. I'm just riding the twists at 75mph, enjoying, until I find somewhere to crash. Pun not intended. Then I smell -

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Then I smell - COWS. The STRONG smell of cows. Manure and cows. Backing off the speed, I slice a corner and find almost no room left to break. Cows. (If you ride, it is a very, very good thing to practice hitting the front brake hard, at speed. Maximum front brake without skidding is the second fastest way to stop, the fastest way being to hit something). Like cows. They are sleeping in the road. Over 50 of them. I stopped with a good 10 feet to spare, but the closest one didn't even flinch. Not even a moo! I beep my horn - still no moo. And they are not about to move, let alone moo. Weaving through them is harder than negotiating those cones during the licsencing test. At least if I fell over the bike would be ok. The cow too, I'm sure.

The White Mountains of New Hampshire contain some of my favorite spots in New England. Its 79F at the base of Mt.Washington. At the summit, its 37F. Rugged beauty. On the decent, my breaks start burning, even though I'm abusing the gears to slow me. This area is as close as the east gets to the west. At the bottom, I collect my little "This Bike Climbed Mt. Washington" bike bumper sticker, which is kind of cool, but its not going on the bike.

Still heading east, I'm scouting out a place to camp along the Kangamangus Hwy. This gorgeous stretch is famous for its own congestion when the leaves peak. Apparantly the leaves on this road are "special". To be fair, it is a special place. I pull over here and there for some short hikes and watering holes. Doubling back, locate my spot - an grassy road with a boulder blocking traffic. I head in and find a nice bed of pine needles for me sleeping bag. Dinner is GORP. Cashews, peanuts, sunflower seeds, raisins, and M&M's. I sleep early with the darkness and cool pine air. Long day tomorrow.

Further east, down route 302 to Naples, Maine. Great food and a beer at Rick's cafe. Watching para-sailing and float planes on Long Lake from my outside table. I'm starving. The result of last night's dinner. Clams, mussels, lobster, corn on the cob. Twenty minutes south, I pull into a special place. One particular cove on Sebago Lake. I say hi to friends and swim in the refreshingly cold water. Its still "refreshing" in June. Its too nice here, I stay the night.

In the morning, I hit the interstates heading south. Paying tolls is a pain in the butt when you are on a bike. But there is always room on the ferry when you have no reservation. Its a rough day, so the crew ties my bike to the iron rafters with heavy rope. Across Long Island Sound and I'm home.

I check my phone messages. The boys want to go riding. If they massage my butt. We settle on fishing.

(too tired to read, proofread, or edit... so its a too early release like everything else. I'll be back. I have fans now, ya know ;)

Posted by Ocean at May 19, 2005 07:04 PM

Comments

Your "Moo Factor" is to blame for nearly redecorating my futon with this morning's coffee...

(and here I thought the blasé bovine vibe was a city cow special :-P )

Posted by: VoilatheDarkRedFemme at May 20, 2005 03:18 AM

Excellent post. Thank you. You are really good you know? Just like the last one, I really felt like I was there with you. Very good descriptive writing. You never cease to impress! smooches :o)

Posted by: Sarah at May 20, 2005 08:26 PM